Tucked somewhere between imagination and Fort Bragg lies the legendary nation of Pineland—a rugged land of resistance fighters, bad radios, and even worse coffee. Since forever, it’s been the unofficial proving ground for the Army’s most elite: the Green Berets.
Whether you were dodging “enemy patrols,” eating your weight in MRE crackers, arguing with a salty retired "G-Chief" or delivering a FID brief to a guy named “Sergei” wearing flip-flops and a Che Guevara shirt—you’ve earned your stamp on the Pineland passport.
This shirt is for those who’ve:
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Smuggled gear through fake borders
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Negotiated with mayors named “Pinecone”
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Slept under the stars...and under a poncho liner...and under a log
Pineland: Come for the beauty, stay for the oppression! And also, because you’re technically not allowed to leave yet.
Now featuring vintage flair and 100% freedom.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
